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“ defyyyinggravity:
“ tinyadventureclub:
“ Happy April First, Adventurers!
So a while back adventurer generalpoedameron shared with us that they were trying a bunch of different veggies to figure out what they like. You guys...
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Happy April First, Adventurers! 

So a while back adventurer generalpoedameron shared with us that they were trying a bunch of different veggies to figure out what they like. You guys responded by sharing lots of recipes with us! It was so much fun. So for April, your quest is to share a recipe with us. Then try and make a recipe someone else has shared. If this works out we’ll all learn a bunch and eat some really good food! 

For my part, here is a recipe that’s changed my life on account of how easy it is.

Root Beer Pulled Pork

  • 2 lbs of pork shoulder or butt 
  • 12 oz. can root beer 
  • 1 (18 oz.) bottle barbecue sauce
  • chili powder

Throw all that shit into the crockpot on low for 4-6 hours. 

Drain that shit.

Shred it with a fork and cover with your favorite BBQ sauce.

Put it on Hawaiian buns and love yourself. 

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Here’s my addition!
Foolproof Fudge Recipe

You will need:
3 cups white sugar
2 cups chocolate (or peanut butter or mint or whatever) chips
¾ cup butter
2/3 cup evaporated milk
7 oz (one jar) marshmallow fluff
Vanilla extract (I just use a cap full)
A pot that can comfortably fit all of the above
A stirring spoon that won’t melt (Plastic is a NO! From experience. Plastic in the fudge is not the goal)
One pan (I use 9x9)

1. Put the pot on the stovetop on medium heat.

2. Throw in everything but the vanilla and the chocolate chips.

3. Bring the mixture to a boil, stirring continuously. DO NOT STOP STIRRING! (Or, if you do, make sure to scrape the bottom of the pan. Brown flakes will drift up - they don’t affect the taste or texture, but you don’t want them staying in your pan.)

4. Continue stirring until the mixture turns a nice cream color (5 minutes or so).

5. Remove from heat. Toss in vanilla and chocolate chips. Stir until completely combined. Pour into greased pan and let cool in the fridge for 3-4 hours (overnight is even better).

Tip: any parts of the fudge that are exposed to the air will become solid and almost crunchy. Everything else stays super creamy and melty.

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My friend taught me a version of this recipe that involved counting out marshmallows to an exact number. I asked him if he ever counted them out into a measuring cup so he had an approximate amount. Turns out it was 1 cup exactly. Using a jar of marshmallow fluff is even easier! 

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How about S'mores pie? It requires no baking and is super delicious.

First you need a graham cracker crust. You can buy premade crusts at the store, but I prefer to make them at home because they taste better. If you buy one, skip this first paragraph. Crush about 2 ½ cups of graham crackers as fine as possible, using either a mortar and pestle or a rolling pin and plastic baggie. Stir in a pinch of salt and about 2/3 cup of white sugar, then thoroughly melt two sticks of butter and pour it in slowly. You will not need all of the butter, so be careful. Once the mixture forms loose clumps, dump it in a pie dish and smoosh it flat. Press some against the sides of the dish and compact it well. Place in the icebox so the butter can set.

Next take two packages of instant chocolate pudding(The ones with the two-cup yield), and dump them in a bowl. Add 3 ½ cups of cold milk and whisk for two minutes. Pour the pudding into the pie shell and put back in the icebox to set.

Finally, whip together 1 cup of marshmallow fluff and 1 cup whipped topping. Spread on top the pudding layer and your pie is finished. I highly recommend you serve this with iced milk.

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It’s getting close to that time of the year again, and guess who’s been getting into the holiday spirit?!

Yup, I’ve decided that after a LONG hiatus I need to get back to posting about cute dragons. What better way to do that, than to dump all my gems into a big arse giveaway!? haha…I’m poor now, but WHATEVER!

How this giveaway works:

Think of it like an advent calendar. I will be using a random number generator to select one person each day to receive a gift. The gift you get depends on the day you were selected (hence the calendar above).

How to enter:

-Reblog this post with your flightrising name and lair ID before DEC 1st!

- One entry per person

-You don’t have to follow this blog to enter.

- Enter before Dec 1st server time.

*Note: The info on the gen one dragon can be found here!

If you have any questions feel free to msg me on FR.

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Pep Talk

A lot of people are scared or confused right now. I know there are about a million posts already talking about the election results. I don’t want to be another drop of fear and anxiety, the bucket is full enough. So, if you feel conflicted, regardless of your political alignment and/or personal beliefs, please take a moment to follow these steps with me.

1) Close your eyes, inhale slowly. Think about your candidate. If it was not Trump, proceed to 2. If it was, proceed to 4.

2) Think about why you voted for that person. Was it their economic standpoint? Was it ideological? Were you trying to make a statement or protest? Your candidate did not win, but remember, your reason for voting is still valid. You can still carry that torch in your heart and amongst your community. Whatever you believe in is still there. Exhale. Feel your convictions in your living breath. No one can take that away from you. It’s yours.

3) No matter who you supported, there are hundreds of others who supported them, too. You are not alone. You have support in each other. Seek those people out, comfort them and receive comfort. Breathe in, out. You are not alone.

4) Maybe you supported my candidate, maybe you didn’t; but it doesn’t matter to me. I deeply believe that all humans are connected by love, and have the irreversible duty to protect and support one another. I have battled a severe anxiety disorder for ten years. I know fear, doubt, confusion, and pain inside and out. No matter who you voted for or what you think of the other candidates, you do not deserve anxiety. Know that I support you.

5) Understand your battles. Your current enemy is fear. You may worry about the next election when it happens, but right now you need to clear your head and not let anxiety defeat you. Remember, you can do nothing while you are fighting within yourself. It takes 180 seconds for your body to burn up adrenaline. Set a timer for three minutes. Inhale and think: “I am strong, I am valuable.” Exhale and think: “I am valid and important.” Pause, picture your supportive friends or your quiet place. Repeat. Continue until the timer rings.

6) Take care of yourself. Stay in contact with others, eat your meals, drink water, care for your body. Get angry if you must, go ahead and scream in a pillow or write an angry letter, but avoid getting worked up. Let out your feelings slowly; alternate between controlled venting and breathing to return to your safe, calm place. Your emotions belong to you, remember that you are in charge. Don’t worry if it takes a few days to calm down thoroughly. You’ve been through a lot. Send me a message if you need to talk. I love you and wish you the best.

P.S. If you want some other help, try:

Listening to: https://youtu.be/j_zz9rZW4vY

Reading: http://thequietplaceproject.com/thedawnroom/?page=

Watching: What Dreams May Come

Playing: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=flow

Eating: fruit, veggies, proteins, and starches

Drinking: lots of water

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“ Red-sided snakes are one of the most ostentatious ophidians found in California. Often spotted at open auditions and waiting tables, these unusually accented slitherers will divulge a rich personal history when asked about...
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Red-sided snakes are one of the most ostentatious ophidians found in California. Often spotted at open auditions and waiting tables, these unusually accented slitherers will divulge a rich personal history when asked about themselves. While they have yet to see their big break, they remain confident in a bright future.


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I believe I have discovered a specimen of this strange bird near my house. Can you assist me with identification?

Source: Flickr / vabbley
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Hey, Baby

Here’s a true story:

I was walking home one day

You whistled over at me

But I didn’t look your way


“Hey Baby, turn those legs around”

Crossing the street, you looked me up and down

“C’mon, angel, let’s go get a drink”

But I returned a frown


I’m not your angel, baby

I won’t save your shallow soul

Didn’t hurt when I flew down from heaven

But it will when you rise from below


You can try to drag me down

But my wings burn to the touch

If you ask me what I think of you

I’ll reply “Not much.”


Don’t try to put me in my place

I’m soaring high above

Your ideas of my purpose

And I don’t need your love


I’m not your angel, baby

I won’t join your sultry soul

Didn’t hurt when I flew down from heaven

But it will if you crawl from below


I’m a strong, proud, woman

I was created to be free

I’m not yours for the taking, baby

See, I belong to me

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